THE PATRIOTIC T-SHIRT THAT COULD

🦅 CHANGE YOUR LIFE 🦅

July 3 – July 6 | Earn It. Wear It.

Become a Legend

Baldini’s Proudly Presents

A Garment of Pure American power!

Forged in freedom. Washed in luck.

Known to cause spontaneous high-fives and machine jackpots.

Here’s the Deal

💥 Earn 1,000 same-day points and you get the shirt.

💥 Available Thursday, July 3, through Sunday, July 6.

💥 LIMITED supply – Sizes and quantities are first come, first served.

💥 MAX 2 per guest – Because the government can’t handle you in more than two.

What Happens When You Wear It?

Your machine might start purring like a bald eagle in heat.

Hot dogs taste better. Beer goes down smoother.

You will be asked, “Where’d you get that shirt?”
followed by a slow nod of respect.

The American flag may unfurl behind you, even indoors.

You might win at slots… or arm wrestling… or life.

So Saddle Up, Patriot

The Great Baldini’s Patriotic T-Shirt Giveaway is your one-way ticket to glory.

Start earning points. Claim your cotton badge of honor.

And remember: this ain’t just a shirt. It’s a lifestyle.

🧼 Machine washable. May cause fireworks, fortune, and unexplainable confidence.
🛑 Management reserves all rights. While supplies last. Limit two per guest.

This Shirt Fixed My Luck… and My Marriage

July 4th was never the same again.

I walked into Baldini’s with $8.47 in my pocket and a head full of broken dreams. But then I saw it… glowing behind the counter like the sun rising over Mount Rushmore: the Patriotic T-Shirt.

I earned my 1,000 points like a man on a mission. As soon as I pulled the shirt over my torso, the lights on the slot machine blinked “JACKPOT” before I even sat down.
People in the casino started slow clapping.

My ex-wife texted, “I miss you.” I got a coupon for a free burger I didn’t even ask for. I don’t know if it’s magic or Merica’, but I’m never taking it off.

Bald Eagles Nodded in Approval

I wore this shirt out front of Baldini’s and swear to you on everything holy, three bald eagles flew overhead and saluted.
Not chirped. Not cawed. Saluted.

A child offered me his popsicle.
A Mustang convertible backfired in perfect sync with Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” playing from the Over Under Bar.
Then I hit for $200 on video poker—without even pressing the button.

If you see someone in this shirt, don’t ask questions.

Just respect them.

Unreal Pulling Power

I got this shirt after a hot streak on Buffalo Gold. It’s soft. It’s red, white, and blue. But the moment I put it on, I noticed something strange…
People couldn’t stop hitting on me.

Men, women, the animatronic cowboy in the corner—all wanted to know where I got this majestic piece of apparel.

One guy offered me his seat at the bar. Another lady handed me her bingo winnings and whispered, “You earned it.”
Even the slot machines paid out faster.
I didn’t get a girlfriend that day. I got a fan club.